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@ Sheringham Community Paper - Issue 87 - 9th May 2008

CATS PROTECTION

We often have stray cats that come into care and two have recently been reunited with their families.

Giblet, a lovely tabby boy was spotted near the opticians and taken by a cat lover to the vets to be checked for a microchip. As no chip was found and he looked in very good condition we placed one of our paper collars round his neck to try to contact his owner. However, the following day he was discovered near the school so it was decided he needed to come into care. His owner contacted us the next day and was delighted to be reunited with Giblet. She advised Stephanie that as he does have a tendency to wander she was happy for us to microchip him while he was still in our care.

We took Puddie, another tabby, into care when a lady contacted us because she was concerned about a quite thin cat. On examination we decided that the cat was probably elderly with possible health issues. Puddie's owners contacted us to report her missing and could not wait to come and reclaim her when advised she was in care. This 14 years old cat was quite close to her home when she was "found". It is therefore important to check that the stray is not someone's beloved pet. Because this much loved girl is thin her owners will be contacting their vet to check for thyroid problems. She has also been micro chipped while in our care.

We usually recommend putting one of our paper collars on the "stray" and do ask people to check with neighbours to see if they know the cat and if it has a home.

If you are looking for a cat or kitten please call Stephanie on 01692 535858. Alternatively you can visit www.northwalsham.cats.org.uk for a description and photographs of the cats before giving her a call on the above number.

KELLING PROBUS CLUB

Monthly Luncheon Meeting - Thursday 17th April
When 32 members attended their monthly meeting at the Pheasant Hotel in Kelling John Brydon, the Chairman gave out the sad news that former member Mr Norman Kittow had passed away and a minute's silence was held.
After lunch, our scintillating speaker was none other than club member Keith Holt. Having been at the top end of journalism all his life, with the Sunday Times, politics was his speciality and he spent much time in the Commons and the Lords and met all the top people including 9 Prime Ministers. Later he worked developing the Sunday Times Magazine and shared an office with, Patrick Campbell, lan Fleming and Robert Robinson, also there was young photographer in the next office called Armstrong-Jones. When the company Keith worked for bought the loss making "Punch," Keith was made Manager of Punch and had to turn this loss-making magazine around, but was told to keep his 16 directorships of local papers. He appointed Bill Davis as the Editor he did well and later Alan Coren became Ass't Editor with an editorial staff of six. An annual profit of £2 million followed. The name Punch was not from P&J but in 1841 from the drink.A good mixture of punch and a twist of lemon. Mark Lemon was the first Editor.

Kelling Probus

Keith had a wealth of stories to tell and of course having met all the top people, name-dropping was no problem. Having been told by the Chairman to keep his talk brief this reminded |Keith of a story. At a dinner the first two speakers had gone way over time so RE Smith the MP for Birkenhead was also told to keep his address short, so Mr Smith said " House of Commons, Westminster. London SWl" then sat down!!
One could write a book on the content of the talk but here are a few Punch examples of their humourous style: -
- One reporter from the Star asked Noel Coward for a word. Noel replied 'Twinkle. "
- The great Brian Johnston at a Test Match said " The bowler is Holding,the batsman's Willey !
- Clement Attlee is a modest man then he has never had much to be modest about! In conclusion Keith gave a Toast. " Here's to the happiest time of our life, The time spent in the arms of another man's wife. The Toast is "Our mothers"
When giving a vote of thanks Terry Penrose, the Secretary reminded Keith that he had said " At a luncheon never seat to great people together" i.e Robert Morley and Peter Ustinov then why was he seated next to Keith! He commended Keith for being a fantastic and brilliant speaker and the best namedropper he had met.
John Brydon reminded members that at our next meeting on Thursday 15th May Terry Penrose will be speaking about the Anglo-Zulu War part 2.
With best wishes and thanks, Philip Hutchinson. Photo:- On the left is Keith Holt, former manager of Punch and on his right is John Brydon Kelling Probus Chairman.