KIDZ CORNER Okay, all you children aged 1 - 12 years, this column is for you.  Enter the competition(s) and you may win a prize. Which English word do people pronounce incorrectly?

           If the bread you eat at communion is a symbol of
           God - does that mean God is made out of bread?

NORTH NORFOLK CAMERA CLUB

Thoughts for autumn - John Hegley
Autumn is strange stuff
anagram of Aunt mu
but not on nostalgia
Last October
I got very depressed
when our dog got knoctober
If its photographic variety you want, come to the club this month. On WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 12TH we have an evening with Derek Edwards who will present Spectacular prints and slides titled 'WINGS OVER NORFOLK' Bring prints and slides tonight for the forthcoming three-way battle between Norwich, Dereham and ourselves.  This battle will take place at Dereham THURSDAY OCTOBER 20TH.  Eight prints and eight slides from each club will be assessed by an independent judge. It will be nice to have the support of all club members.   The final October meeting will be back at home on WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 26TH when our own Bob Ward LRPS will entertain us with an illuminating lecture he has called 'LIGHT WITH A TWIST'. Print lists and titled slides will be required this evening for the 'Portfolio Competition'.  All home meetings are held on Wednesday Evenings in the Lounge Room at 7p.m. for 7.30p.m.
R.J.T.

NORFOLK LEGEND SUPPORTS LOCALLY BASED CHARITY

This October sees the welcome return of Keith Skipper and his Press Gang, in the grand spectacle that is 'More Squit on the Pier'! This marvelous return of last years' sell out success is to be taking place on the evening of Sunday 2nd October 2005 at the Cromer Pavilion Theatre at the end of the Pier at 7.30pm. Again Keith and the gang will be donating all proceeds from this Norfolk extravaganza to BREAK Charity.
BREAK provides holidays, short breaks and respite care for children and adults with learning and physical disabilities at their two North Norfolk centres - the Rainbow at Sheringham and The Sandcastle in Hunstanton. While at BREAK guests have a holiday to remember and their parents and carers have an opportunity for a holiday themselves or to simply recharge their batteries. The evening will also include a special return visit from Sid Kipper, who no doubt will entertain us all. The performance will include nostalgic anecdotes on Norfolk life and recent events, from the man who knows them best and founder of Friends Of Norfolk Dialect (F.O.N.D), Keith Skipper. This is a must-see event for those who appreciate reminiscences of a 'gentler' time, or anyone who appreciates the rapid fire of an amusing Norfolk tongue, in local dialect! This event alone could raise the funding towards nine holiday weeks for children with special needs, so that they can experience what it is like to live in Norfolk - just as Keith describes!
Tickets are £11.00 and are available from the Pavilion Box Office on 01263 512495. For more information about BREAK's services or supporting this locally-based charity please call 01263 820709.

SHERINGHAM AND DISTRICT PRESERVATION SOCIETY

Present an evening of music and laughter with: - Maurice Phillips (Comedian) The Pegg Bros. (Laughter and song) David Nightingale (Trumpet) Norman Moor (Violin) The Cliftonville Singers
Natasha (Aged 6 7/8) U3A Singing for Fun Just William Gordan G At ST PETER'S CHURCH On Saturday 1st October 2005
At 7.30pm All proceeds towards The new Fishermen's Heritage Centre Admission by programme £4
Available at the door or from Bertram Watts Stationers or Dawn Fresh greengrocers.

READERS LETTERS

Here we go again. The great Tesco debate has entered yet another phase of arguments. Turned down again and they are going to appeal. Now why does that not surprise me in this world that we live in? There is very little hope for the human race if a small town like Sheringham cannot even make a decision on something like a supermarket! Surely it is very easy, pop a questionnaire out to every person on the electoral register in Sheringham and let him or her have a vote. Once the votes are in let the majority win. Then as a town we can get on with making some inroads into the real problems we have here. For instance, the young racers who are going to kill someone one day, the lack of facilities for the youngsters in town, the slow but sure changing face of our town (have you seen the state of repair of some of the existing businesses?). We could even tackle some of the major problems such as lack of decently paid work, getting affordable homes for those just starting out or even building new 'council' houses for those who want to get married and start a family, but can't as it would mean sharing with family. Tesco? All you have to do is look out of your window to see that they are already here, I cannot remember the last day I did not see one of their delivery vans dropping off their wares at one of the homes in our street, can you? This battle has been raging for years, let's make a decision and move on for goodness sake. MR

I do so hope Budgens won't be tempted to build on Station Car Park now we aren't having a Tesco. The present shop is so very handy and conveniently near the banks, clothes and stationery shops. The Station Car Park will be very isolated and not near any other shops. The present shop is so very well organised and has a very good variety of stock. (Last week they even had 'living lettuce' - a cut and come again living tray) and of course there is a car park just behind it. Rosalind Tyler