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@ Sheringham Community Paper - Issue 70 - Friday 22nd December 2006

wpe1.jpg (2510 bytes)GARDENING TIPS  - Planning new features

Winter is probably the best time to sit down and plan new features; at this time there is not a great deal to do in the garden and so we should have some time to think of ways of making it more attractive and interesting.  Basically, there are two ways of planning a complete garden, or even small features; either the shapes can be drawn to scale on paper or, if you are not this way inclined, they can be marked out on the ground, perhaps using a length of hosepipe or rope, or by trickling sand along the ground.  Positions for any large plants, such as trees, shrubs and conifers, can be marked with canes, which are easily moved around until you are satisfied you have found the right position. Although there are really no hard and fast rules in garden planning, it should be said that all too often people go for square shapes, which do nothing to enhance the design.   So often one finds a small garden with a rectangular lawn and straight borders on either side or maybe a straight path down the middle.  Such an approach is very unexciting and makes the garden look even smaller.  If you are starting from scratch or if you want to completely redesign an existing garden, then I would suggest you start with the lawn.  This could be of an informal, irregular shape with bold, sweeping, curving edges.  In most gardens the edges of the lawn dictate the shape of the flowerbeds, so with this approach you will also have irregularly shaped borders with curving edges.  Do not make the curves too tight or it will make mowing difficult, aim for gentle curves.  If you would like a garden path, perhaps this could follow one of the curving lawn edges, if not, consider using stepping stones across the lawn-not in a straight line but again gently curving or winding.  Even in a small garden you should try to create ellements of surprise - you should not see the whole of the garden in one glance. This is easily achieved by erecting some timber trellis screens and growing climbers on them.  Even the patio for sitting and entertaining need not be square or rectangular and with a wide range of paving stones available in all shapes and sizes, you can make virtually any shape desired.

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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT

There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The QE2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
Almonds are a member of the peach family
February 1865 is the only month in history not to have recorded a full moon.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A gold fish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
A jiffy is an actual unit of time for1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink both eyes.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
The sentence '' The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'' uses every letter in the alphabet.
The last poll on the North Norfolk Radio on the Tesco store was 84% for Tesco and 16% against.
There are approx. 40,000 people living in a 10 mile radius of Sheringham
Sheringham needs a Tesco Store.
There will be a Tesco in Sheringham
Now you know everything.
Allan Pemberton.

Sheringham Community PaperEmbarrassing Stories

My friend Shane was telling me about a new date he was looking forward to.

After waiting outside the pub for about two hours, he began to think he'd been stood up and was about to go home when  she finally turned up, looking a little the worse for wear.

He put it down to her having too much to drink because she was nervous.

Only he didn't bargain on his hot date throwing up all over him!

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